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Girls around 40: Men, pay close attention!
In case you missed it on 60 minutes. This is for all girls around 40.AND for guys who are scared of girls over 40!!!!. This was written by AndyRooney from CBS 60 Minutes.


Andy Rooney says: As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 mostof all. Here are just a few reasons why........
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night toask,"What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think. If a womanover 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining aboutit. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something moreinteresting.
Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with youat the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if youdeserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can getaway with it.
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know whatit's like to be unappreciated.
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to awoman over 40.
Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier thanher younger counterpart.
Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if youare a jerk or if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonderwhere you stand with her.
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffedhot woman of 40+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool ofhimself with some 22-year-old waitress. Ladies, I apologize.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milkfor free". Here's an update for you: Nowadays 80% of women are againstmarriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.