Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, "You know, sometimes I just forget to eat."

Now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name, and my keys, BUT I've never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat.

**note: I didn't write this, I received it as part of an e-mail with several other one liners.......this one made me chuckle!! **