Chuckle for the day!(thanks Georgette)

A husband  in his back yard is trying to fly a kite. He throws the kite up in the  air, the wind catches it for a few seconds, then it comes crashing back  down to earth. He tries this a few more times with no  success. All the while, his wife is watching  from the kitchen window, Muttering to herself how men need to  be told how to do everything. She opens the window and yells to  her husband, "You need a piece of tail." The man turns with a confused look  on his face and says, "Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go  fly a kite.