MAXINE'S LIVING WILL

I, MAXINE, being of sound mind and body do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.

Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills.

If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:
bowl of ice cream
chocolate
lasagne
chocolate
a dessert
Cold Beer
chocolate
Chicken
coffee
ice cream
a dessert
chocolate
water
chocolate
French fries
chocolate
pasta
choclate
ice cream
cup of tea
chocolate
Chocolate
homemade soup
Chocolate

It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day!!!!


p.s I have altered the original version................making this Donna's living will!!!!