1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.
4. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
6. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
4. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
6. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
9. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
13. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
17. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!
23. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
27. Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
1 comment:
ha ha ha!!!! Good ones!!! You know, I'm gonna be biting my tongue to not say "Park Elsewhere!!"
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