JUST FOR FUN!!!

This is an old one............but it probably suits the way most ALBERTAN'S are feeling right now!!!!

Aug 12:
Moved to our new home in ALBERTA. It is so beautiful here...............the landscape is so majestic. Can hardly wait to see it with snow. I love it here!


Oct 14:
ALBERTA is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves are turned all the colors and shades of red and orange. Went for a ride through the beautiful country and saw some deer. They are so graceful, certainly they are the most wonderful animal on earth. This must be paradise.........I love it here!


Nov 11:
Deer season will start soon. I can't imagine anyone wanting to kill such a gorgeous creature. Hope it will snow soon............I love it here!


Dec 2:
It snowed last night. Woke up to find everything blanketed with white.................it looked like a postcard. We went outside and cleaned the snow off the steps and shoveled the driveway. We had a snowball fight (I won), and when the snow plow came by, we had to shovel again. What a beautiful place..........I love ALBERTA!


Dec 12:
More snow last night..............I love it! The snow plow did his trick again to the driveway...............I love it here!


Dec 19:
More snow last night, couldn't get out of the driveway to get to work. I am exhausted from shoveling...........Damn snow plow!


Dec 22:
More of that white shit fell last night. I've got blisters on my hands from shoveling. I think the snow plow hides around the curve and waits until I'm done shoveling the driveway. Asshole!


Dec 25:
Merry @*!!@#@! Christmas! More friggin snow. If I ever get my hands on that S.O.B. who drives that snow plow, I swear I'll kill the him! Don't know why they don't use more salt on the roads to melt the ice.


Dec 27:
More white shit last night. Been inside for 3 days except for shoveling out the driveway after that snow plow goes through! Can't go anywhere............car's stuck in a mountain of the white STUFF.........the weatherman says to expect another 10" of the same shit tonight. Do you know how many shovels full of snow 10" is?


Dec 28:
The friggin weatherman was wrong. We got 43" of that white shit this time. At this rate it won't melt before next summer. The snow plow got stuck up the road and thE dirty bugger came to the door and asked to borrow my shovel. After I told him I had already broke six shovels shoveling all the shit he pushed into the driveway, I broke the last one over his head.


Jan 4:
Finally out of the house today..................went to the store to get food and on the way back a damned deer ran in front of the car and I hit it. Did about $3,000 damage! Those friggin beasts should be shot................wish the hunters would have killed ALL!!!!!!


May 3:
Took the car to the garage in town. Would you believe the thing is rusting out from that lousy salt they put all over the road.


May 10:
Moved back South................I can't imagine why anyone in their right mind would want to live in a flippin' FROZEN, SNOW filled province they call ALBERTA!!!!!